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AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! The refrain that haunts all of our recent web-browsing memories. Upon opening the box, it'll chime away that oh so memorable tune to your recipient of choice.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Unless you want to Rick Roll yourself.